Filet O Fish: Not Just For Fridays During Lent Anymore!

 

The only thing better than McDowell’s is McDonald’s.

 

Members of the group Sexual Chocolate enjoy eating here.

 

And the only thing better than the Big Mic from McDowell’s is the Filet ‘O Fish from McDonald’s.

 

Make sure you ask the nice person behind the counter to add pickles and onions, please.

 

Am I joking? Nope. And don’t try to change my mind with allegations of nasty fish quality or analogies to omnipresent lips and bungholes in hotdogs. For your information, my friend, hotdogs are sweet too. But that’s a subject for another day.

 

Every now and then, McDonald’s offers the Double Filet ‘O Fish for a limited time. Free Advice: Don’t order the Double Filet O’ Fish. Instead, order two single Filets O’ Fish! That way, you get twice the tartar sauce and twice the slices of American cheese. With the single, you totally get hosed with the cheese and sauce (i.e., you only get a single serving’s worth). Also, to ensure freshness, ask for something special when ordering. For instance, you could say, “please add pickles and onions.” This would not only ensure that your Filet is made fresh to order, but also tastes even better than the original recipe! You’re welcome.

 

Free advice, like the Filet O’ Fish, is sweet. And by sweet, I mean totally awesome.

 

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